Delusional Brookline Resident Thinks He Can Win 55 Million Dollars On Star Market Monopoly Game, Is Also A Member Of Our Team (UPDATE: Am I The Idiot?)


So I walk into OHCSI headquarters pumped for action. The first thing Mattie says to me is that he has a great new way to make money. Mattie proceeds to show me like 80 little coupons that he has filled up in this Star Market game. You would think the kid had already collected the money given the excitement in his voice. In the past hour he’s already made 3 Star Market trips.

I’m seriously starting to doubt this company we’ve started here. I mean how can a team like this have a core member who is this dumb?

UPDATE: Am I the idiot? Mattie just came back from Star Market and hit on another coupon. He is now just a Digiorno piece away from a $250 dollar gift certificate to Star. I mean did you see how filled up his board is? He could be on to something here…

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